My Little Pony hair
The pink and purple dip dye are probably best left to the ponies.
So bulky! You can do way more with a regular garden-variety scarf. Fight for your scarf's right to have ends!
Have you ever tried to type with one of these bad boys on? It's like that feeling you get wearing a too-tight belt all day.
Sheer dresses over bodysuits
We get it: it's the '90s revival, blah blah blah. But at some point a girl just needs something opaque. And preferably with pants.
LOL, nice try, fashion, but these shoes were not built for the subway.
It's like a "how close to your forehead can you get the rest of your hair" contest.
Buttoned up collars
No matter how hard we try, we still look like we're in grade school when we try this.
Neon orange lipstick
Coral is a lot more flattering, non?
Are you tired of these trends too?